Another fun read. I live on the water, and I am surrounded by birds. I actually love birds, I enjoy the constant motion, the cacophony of their conversations.

But my truck sits directly under some power lines, which the birds use as a toilet. I have to get my truck cleaned every couple of days. My boat, too - after I pulled it out of the water, there were hundreds of birds across the moorage just looking at me, I swear they were all chirping "Now where are we supposed to poop?"