Oh, Good Lord! That is the most amazing pretzel logic I have ever seen. I thought it was satire so I started reading it, then I kept reading because I was fascinated by the mental gymnastics it took to get to the final conclusion, which was - wait for it - the fact that we can't imagine the mind of God is proof that there is a God. That's it, basically, with a whole story behind it including bugs and amoebas and monkeys.

Really, Veliamord? You really expended so much energy to come up with this? You should rethink your life goals.