This is just silly. I couldn't get past the murder part, that indicated how ridiculous the rest of this screed would be.

How do I know murder is wrong? First, because my parents taught me it is wrong. Second, it is against the law. Laws created by human beings. Humans have created laws against murder from the beginning of time. We don't need a bible or a preacher to tell us murder is wrong.

Baloney. Hogwash. Poppycock.